2008-12-28

light reading:

Happy Holidays!

Here is the transcript of the 2 panda chatting in Taipei Zoo:

圓圓:老公,爲什麽老家叫我們“熊貓”,台灣叫我們“貓熊”?
  
團團:都一回事,親愛的,從左到右念就是“熊貓”,台灣人習慣從右往左念,所以是“貓熊”。


  圓圓:那我們究竟是“貓”還是“熊”?
  團團:國際上普遍將我們列爲熊科、大熊貓亞科,中國則將我們單列爲大熊貓科,所以嚴格地說,我們既不叫“熊貓”也不叫“貓熊”,而是叫“大熊貓”。


  圓圓:這麽說,臭名昭著的“熊貓燒香”案不是我們的人幹的?
  團團:那當然,又不是“大熊貓燒香”。


  圓圓:但台灣有人說我們是特洛伊木馬。
  團團:誣陷,絕對是誣陷,我們演出都安排不過來,哪有時間上網?


  圓圓:人類最無聊的發明就是彩色相機,我們的藝術照、結婚照統統是黑白的,比彩照更出色,一樣的恩恩愛愛。
  團團:還有比這更無聊的呢。民進黨說妳是紅的我是藍的,台北市仁愛路圓環我們倆的塑像被深綠色的人偷偷塗成暸全黑色,典型的“抹黑”手段。


  圓圓:爲什麽民進黨阻撓我們去台灣?
  團團:平時叫妳多吃點胡蘿蔔偏不聽,多簡單的問題!妳叫“圓圓”,他們的帶頭大哥叫“扁扁”,自然是尿不到一個壺裏。


  圓圓:如果台灣回贈“扁扁”和“珍珍”,妳說大陸放什麽地方圈養才能讓台灣人放心?
  團團:塔克拉瑪幹最合適,30萬平方公裏,享有充分的人身自由,再要嫌地方小就只能放撒哈拉,不過要先撤銷對他們的境管,撒哈拉不在中國境內。


  圓圓:我這個大陸新娘到台灣會不會要居住滿6年後才允許找工作?
  團團:那個歧視條款指的是男方在台灣,女方來自大陸,而我們兩個都是來自大陸,故不受限制,據說年前我們就可以持證上崗。


  圓圓:有些民進黨人說禁止家人和我們見面,如果他們家的小朋友背著父母偷偷來我們家玩兒,我們見還是不見?
  團團:來的都是粉,還是熱情接待吧,世界級的腕兒不能和他們家長一般見識。


  圓圓:在演藝圈我呆膩暸,想換換口味從政,要不妳也從政吧?
  團團:正合我意,憑我們的聲望,參加明年的縣市長選舉那還不是小菜一碟!


  圓圓:要參選就得先入黨,我們入什麽黨好呢?
  團團:我們一個入中國國民黨,一個入台灣共産黨,咱也來一回“國共合作”。


  圓圓:好極暸!將來我們的Baby就入民進黨,分別代表3個政黨參加2012年的總桶大選,確保肥水不流外人田。
  團團:婦人之見。Baby應該入少先隊,孫子才入民進黨!

2008-12-18

Norman Bethune from Paris

1)  The life and death in Rongshui of Francoise Grenot-Wang

2) 广西融水发生火灾死亡1人 一法国女士失去联系
 
3) fangfang (Francoise Grenot-Wang's blog - it seems to be blocked by the freaking GFW!!!)

-- donation account in comment under Black & White Cat's post, and fangfang's site.

2008-12-05

Stephen Ng-sheung Cheung: On the current crisis in China《多难登临录》,三之一

Professor has another post discussing how the Chinese government should cope with the current economic problems. There aren't many innovative ideas compared with what has been said, he just went in to explain it with more explicit examples and illutrations.

In light of the need of further elaboration, I will try to paraphrase in my own words (which, I believe, are essentially consistent with what Professor Cheung advocates)
  • Government spending is okay, especially since it was stated they are for infrastructures that will have to be built sooner or later (now they all moved into the category of "sooner")
  • The key is "capacity utilization", as long as there is extra capacity and the new projects are needed in future, these projects should move ahead, because the incremental cost (for the whole economy in total) is less than what it seems -- as the idle capacity (labor, machine) are utilized
  • However, Cheung stressed that one must not forget private enterprises are the customers of these infrastructure, without private businesses the assumption of infrastructure needs become fallible. Therefore, the government needs to a) avoid competing for resources with private business, b) support the growth of private business even more strongly than before
  • (a) how to avoid taking resources away from private sector? remember the objective of these 4Tr RMB projects are to leverage cheap idle capacity, so one should not spend for the sake fo spending. Instead one should only spend when there is extra capacity. How could this be done? A price cap for these projects, which should be a bit lower than the historic price. This is to (1) allow private enterprise who could bid higher the resource they needed and not overbid the price away from the private sector, (2) minimize corruption in the process of these projects
  • (b) support private enterprise by simplifying tax/VAT structure, like what the government did for corporate profit tax (equalize policy for domestic enterprises and FIE, to all policies). i.e. reduce/waive tariff for raw material import instead of VAT rebate (so that the cost for domestic and export are the same). The objective is to enhance efficiency (meanwhile reduce the exposure to corruption) and make the environment more business friendly in general. This is what really contribute to "domestic demand"

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p.s. Cheung seems to be happy with people crossposting his writings. His objective to to get his ideas seen and heard, so I will not worry about copyright issues now :)

鼓励内供远胜鼓励内需——《多难登临录》,三之一

By 张五常作品 on 经济评论

万方多难此登临——杜工部说的。中国的文化传统,是有所感慨时总要「登临」一下。可不是吗?北宋王荆公写《桂枝香》,起笔是「登临送目,正故国晚秋」;清人孙髯翁为大观楼写联,其中有「骚人韵士,何妨选胜登临」之句。是悲是喜,登临远眺,一舒胸怀,让脑子清醒一下,是好文化。这传统历久不衰,反映着炎黄子孙的确有点能耐。

今天神州多难,也让我来「登临」一下吧。评论经济政策,无可避免地要表达自己的建议。这是头痛问题。人家不接受,无所谓,跟读者过瘾一下算了。人家接受,没有谁知道出自何方,建议得对,沾沾自喜。麻烦是人家接受,天下皆知出处,建议出错,害人无数,不知要躲到哪里才对。

这解释了为什么这些日子经济专栏那么难写。招牌挂了出去,偶一失手,金漆岂不是变为黑漆了?招牌事小,民生事大,尤其是神州大地还有无数穷人,看不到明天有什么希望的。任何政策建议不可能一起顾及各个阶层。只顾穷人,只顾增加他们自力更生的机会,可不是要做一个互联网上的侠盗罗宾汉,而是因为我熟知神州,把我掌握的所有经济理论放进去,结论是只要能改善穷人的前景,其它一切大致上可以不管。

世界经济大乱,花钱救市的言论五花八门,一般是凯恩斯学派(多年前由哈佛创立,与凯氏之见有别)的言论了。北京推出两年四万亿投资抢救,我不反对,认为不是该学派的发明:提早及加速政府预定的基建及其它项目,在目前的情况下是不应该反对的。然而,当我读到北京要鼓励「内需」的言论——四万亿也是鼓励内需——凯恩斯学派的味道明显。四万亿的推出看来没有错,但想法却是错了。

我要再说分析《四万亿》时提到的「第八点」,因为太重要了。经济学的第一课永远是说,如果一个国家要多产出武器,就要少产出面包;多种苹果,少种橙是代价。两年四万亿投资政府项目,私营工业不可能不付出代价。争用同样的资源,用同样的生产要素,此长彼落是无可避免的。这就是问题:不反对政府项目四万亿,但又认为私营的工业发展是中国的经济命脉,怎可以自圆其说呢?绝对是难题,为之我想了多天了。

想出来的解决办法与理由有四点。一、四万亿的推出可以接受,但只能限于提早及加速项目。二、鼓励私营工业的发展有鼓励内供之能,更重要,要大手推出,希望可以抵消部分鼓励内需的四万亿的竞争压力。三、中国目前有多项压制内供的法例或政策。要一起废除——这是要废除所有妨碍私营工业发展的法例,希望私营工业因而增加的产出效率,足以可观地弥补部分四万亿竞争带来的私营损失。

第四点。北京的朋友说过,中国是大国,人口多,可以单靠自己而发展。这看法大致上不错,但要从内供而不是从内需这方面看。今天内需之说盛行,是看错了问题的重心,不可取。是的,像四万亿那类投资,是鼓励内需,大国小国、人多人少没有分别,但鼓励内供人多势众有大着数。

记得八十年代回港工作后不久,一家国际大机构请我作座上客,听他们的一位研究员讲解他的研究所获。该研究员先说结论:一个国家愈小,对外贸易在国民收入的百分比愈高。我立刻回应:「如果整个地球只有一个国家,对外贸易一定是零!」该研究员不容易多说下去,草草收场。

北京的朋友今天认为,地球的金融灾难对中国的出口为害不小,中国要发展自己国内的可以是很庞大的市场。这想法没有错,但从鼓励内需的角度入手却是错了。要鼓励内供才对。

我说的内供,是鼓励私营的工业转向为供给国内的市场而产出。不是说对外贸易不重要,而是面对出口大减,向国内市场打主意绝对是正着。困难是北京的政策历来鼓励出口,不鼓励内销,是麻烦,也是蠢政策,面对目前的国际形势,这政策是更蠢了。

先说鼓励内供的好处吧。有三点。一、凡是鼓励私营内供就是鼓励私营工业,而内供有看头必然增加内需,用不着政府操心。二、鼓励内供,让私营者作决策,有市价的指引,出错的机会大减,而就是出错,私营的错失一般比政府的庞大项目小。三、鼓励内供是鼓励每个人主动地积极参与产出,是中国经改有成的要点,但从鼓励内需的角度出发,是由政府花钱鼓励,人民产出的性质是被动的——无可奈何地用作过渡协助可以,长此下去中国的改革前功尽废矣。

理由充分,目前要怎样鼓励内供才对呢?有八项,全部做足大有可为。三项容易做,两项难度中性,三项难度比较高,要多费思量了。

先谈容易的三项吧。一、立刻撤销所有原料进口税,就是由政府补贴一点原料进口,在目前的情况下我不会反对。过渡可以考虑。这里要补充的,是出口退税,就是不久前提升了,也退不足,何况手续麻烦,地方政府往往拖欠一年半载。一律撤销原料进口税清楚了当,是正着。二、撤销「来料加工」这项工业安排。当年为鼓励出口而设,有点说不通,而今天出口兵败如山倒,还搞这一套蠢到死也。与其让「来料加工」的倒闭失踪,倒不如让他们产出自由内销,为增加内供而卖力,增加就业,因而增加内需。厂房、机械,及更重要的生产知识,可以因为有内销之机而保存下来。目前的情况,是工厂转性质要先关门清数。三、任何人在中国投资设厂,或经营企业,只要正当合法,皆拍手欢迎,可以内外皆销,不需要再论国籍了。外资的优惠大可取缔,取而代之的是所有投资产出的人都受到同样的优惠。多年以来,说是优惠外资,其实内资门路多,较为着数。是内外不分、一视同仁的时候了。

转谈两项难度中性的。一、说过了,三十年代的大萧条,国际贸易暴跌是一个主要原因。今天是大手推广国际贸易的时候。我从来不反对中国单方面取消关税,但目前的情况,北京不妨拿出自己的本钱来要胁一下:选择某国取消中国货的进口税,中国就取消某国货的进口税。其它我不敢说,但北京处理这种外交历来了得。吴仪、薄熙来躲到哪里去了?

二、也是难度中性的。因为目今的工厂倒闭潮,懂得做厂的人材散失严重。做厂是难度非常高的一门专业。我见过不少无能的经济学家,见过无能的律师,也见过无能的医生──但从来没有见过一个做厂生存三几年而是不能干的人。假设一间工厂平均有三几个这样的人材,因倒闭而散失的可能近百万大军了。我认为北京要不论既往,不管是否欠债逃亡,要出些优惠鼓励这些专材再做厂。我恨不得那些口口声声说剥削工人的官员或政客或学者,去做厂表演一下剥削给我看。

谈了五项,还有三项难度比较高的,重要。篇幅所限,这里先谈其一。只能略谈,因为我懂得不多。这就是要大手地简化税制。鼓励内需,长远地看要加税。鼓励内供是倒过来,要减税。我认为在目前的情况下,鼓励内供,简化税制比减税更重要。曾经找中国的税务专家求教过,考虑到多方面,我想到单抽营业税,不累进,不同行业或可采用不同的营业税率,可能是适用于目前的中国的最简单税制。这是因为单抽营业税,工厂或企业容易算成本,左避右瞒的法门不多,税局比较容易运作,而没有所得税是对私营拼搏的大鼓励了。说过,我不是税务专家,只提出这有点新意的简单税制给北京的朋友考虑。不管怎样说,税制要简化。

还有两项难度比较高的。是什么呢?不用说,读者一猜就中。

2008-12-04

China Population Geography



This is a great book. There are so many interesting informations that I will probably use a few posts to show them. I am also surprised that the book isn't available at Amazon China -- it probably reflects this verture is in pretty bad shape here.

The datamining in China's population geography yields many interesting observation such as this one, the plot of blood-types by the latitude of the residents, which show clear trends in different blood type as we move north. I scanned the whole page as the discussion also include that for Rh factors and some explicit comments on some ethnic groups.

There are other features such as eye-lid, curly hair, etc., which differs according to the different locations in China. These data are consistent with the theory that Chinese people have mixed in the past thousands of years. The people in each area may still retain some of the original features of the dominant ethnicity in the early (pre-mix) days but today the boudary is blurred but statistically one can still recognize the traces. This supports the theory that the so called "Han" ethnicity is more of a cultural entity (rather than genetic). Since we are indeed from the same big family (well, one could extend this to discussion beyond a state boundary) what is the point of fighting against one another'?

2008-12-01

Nov 2008 reading list




Price elasticity in HK Taxi industry

The issue of HK taxi pricing is one of the most interesting cases in microeconomic problems. It is one of those that would deserve a Cheung Ng-sheung style analysis like he did for the theatre pricing.

The HK government, more than 2 years after my proposal of tiering pricing, finally implemented the price rationalization. However, the timing is very bad, amidst the economic recession. Bureaucracy has made poorly timed policy inevitably in many goverments, HK is of no exception.

The new pricing involves a 7% rise in short distance (i.e.about 10km), which represents probably 65-70% of the incomes for taxi drivers. So the net effect is a 5% hike in average price.

Early reports claimed that total revenue decreased by about 20%, which I think is exxagerated (and partial data plus overshoot/overreact by passengers), more likely though it would be a 10% decrease, if I can extrapolate from the very limited data points in my previous post -- which is bad enough for the taxi drivers, epecially this incremental 10% are mostly net incomes as the fixed costs such as rent and time are constant.

In short, the pricing change, if implemented a year ago while the economic was robust, would have been welcomed. The new scheme, unsatisfactory as it is, is stil way more "rational" than the old one, although I would still prefer a more continuous change in price per km.


2008-11-30

Light reading: the failed US invasion in Beijing

I hope the more industrious bloggers can translate this into English. Anyway, most of the points made in the post are somewhat true, though some may be exaggerated.
(The related parody is a nicely made movie called PLA in Paris I blogged a while ago -- they can be found in the Sanlitun/Tongli DVD shop)


爆笑!!美军入侵北京作战行动总结

美军入侵北京作战行动总结

美军参谋长联席会议主席在美国国会所作的总结:这次失败不仅是战略上的失败,更是战术上的失败。  
一、我军大意地使用了北京市旅游局的北京旅游图和北京公交公司的北京交通图以及北京地质勘探中心的北京地形图。我们错误的以为中国人给自己用的东西虽然算不上好,但决不会欺骗自己人,然而我们错了。拿到这几张地图的第一天就注定了我们将要在一个错误的时间一个错误的地点和一个错误的国家打一场错误的战争。  
1.原本要降落在清华大学的101空降师506团3营被错误的空降到颐和园昆明湖中,会水的投降,不会水的淹死,533人无一逃脱。  
2.第十山地师在攻占云冈地区后,按原计划执行破坏中国航空集团第三研究院的命令,一团一营在云冈镇搜索了将近一天也未找到中航集团三院的确切位置,不得以增加部署整个一团加入搜索,使得部队未能完成作战预案。主力部队在度过永定河时,由于空降部队未能按时将舟桥部队运抵,不得以在渡河地点停留了7小时,在舟桥部队到达后才发现所谓的永定河根本没有水。而一团到撤退时才知道他们在航天三院的大院里整整转了四天!  
3.陆战三师的重型装甲集群在突破中国守军二十六军阵地后从八达岭高速突入北京市郊,在五环路和八达岭高速交界处遇到在美国前所未见的大堵车,在长达15小时的时间内未能前进一步,被中国人的增援部队击溃。  
4.降落在老屯的101师502团伞兵选择小区规划图上绿地、会所、游泳池、湖泊降落。结果当他们落地后发现:他们都落在楼顶上,因为开发商擅自更改规划,把原先承诺的绿地会所游泳池湖泊都起了楼以图多卖点钱。更悲惨的是这些该死的小区规划让倒霉的伞兵伞降着陆时死伤无数。幸存伞兵在楼顶与民兵隔着天窗枪战一宿,大部战死。  
5.唯一在四环内空降的101师501团降落在了朝阳公园,那是四环内唯一一片有空地的地方。空降后发现该地区地势崎岖完全称不上空地,空降的重装备无法运出公园,只得放弃原作战计划,固守公园等待救援。他们是本次战役中第一支被成建制俘虏的部队。  
6.打巷战时,我们使用的房地产商作为广告宣传的户型图严重失真,所有户型内部空间狭小到了令人恐惧的地步,重型武器均无法运入战前选为要塞的房间;且房屋强度严重不足,无法作为战斗用掩体。  
7.特别值得一提的是海豹突击队突袭安贞大厦时,特种部队的小伙子们沿消防通道突击,不想消防通道被物业公司封堵或改做他用,拧坏多把钳子后不得不宣告任务失败撤离。  
8.战地指挥官过度依赖中国官方的公路交通图,导致兵力部署失控,是不可推卸的责任。比如第四重装师从天津一路攻向北京,计划沿京通路,建国路,长安街杀奔中南海;然而路上无数缺失的井盖让我军车辆寸步难行,甚至有连绵不断的井盖群将轮式步兵战斗车和坦克卡住不能动弹的现象出现,仅存的坦克部队沿著名的京通快速路狂奔,到达四汇时已被颠散了架,被早已守候多时的收废旧家具的乘坐板车(一种近乎原始的中国农民用的运输工具)的疑似民兵的人群(经战后确认,虽然他们在当时表现出了惊人的战斗力,但他们并非民兵,只是收破烂的农民)一拥而上全部收去废旧站。  
9.负责突袭北京首都国际机场的八十二空降师在占领机场后沿机场高速公路进入市区,在通过四元桥时由于桥梁质量低劣,重型装备的驾驶员不敢通过,只得放弃车辆轻装前进。在三元桥面对让人晕头转向的36个红灯和数小时的堵车,被太阳晒得中了暑的士兵们纷纷四散找水喝,大批军人因口渴难耐不得不饮用北京被严重污染的地下水而口吐白沫四肢痉挛不能控制自己的拿起枪来乱射,并高喊:我的上帝,是哪个五角大楼的王八蛋要求进攻这里的?老子要宰了他!这里能住人吗?我们千里迢迢的打来这里,真是自寻死路啊!  
10.我军机械化部队进城简直是一场灾难,一路上有大大小小十几个收费站要交钱,而且按吨位交钱,同样是过车辆,该死的中国军队至少比我们少交一半的钱!而且,连查养路费的也到处设岗,进了城又被交警罚款,且收费人员素质低下,分不清美元和人民币,不论什么钱都要同样的数字!令我军视进城为畏途(早知道应该带日本人来)。  
11.三环大部分路面不能走重型卡车,所有路面不能过坦克,到达三环后所有突入部队的作战人员被迫下车步行作战,被以逸待劳的中国三十八军全歼。  
12.战前我们得到的准确情报称:天通园路地面开阔可以作为空降地点。凌晨一点我军实施突袭,没想到落地后就掉进挖开的下水道里。事后得知:北京市市政工程部门于十年前就开挖的改建天通园路下水道工程到现在都没峻工,同时,北京市区内到处开挖的工地让我们的机械化部队寸步难行。  
13.唯一一支杀到二环的是我们英勇无畏的陆军第一师(大名鼎鼎的大红一师),他们猛烈进攻前进到二环路,结果不小心上了西直门桥,就再也没能找到下来的路。各位在座的议员,如果你们有幸去中国的话,一定要去西直门桥看望我们那些可怜的战士,他们至今还在上面转呢。  
14.从塘沽沿京津塘高速进入的第七摩步旅在分钟桥寺下车后才感到噩梦刚刚开始,因为他们发现所有装备无法驶下分钟桥,而企图掉头另找下桥方法的部队发现所有路口都不够宽,或者有别的桥挡住去路。等到他们下了桥才发现他们已经走回塘沽了。  
15.安全空降在八宝山的三角洲部队沿石景山路,复兴路秘密潜入,结果在公主坟桥附近遭到顽强抵抗,被六门老式舰炮和满墙的机炮轰得一塌糊涂的野狼指挥官怒骂到:“是哪个脑子里装屎的家伙准备的地图?怎么连解放军海军总部和空军总部这种地方都没有标在地图上?”  
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二.北京市民和各职能单位的积极参战是我们遭到惨败的主要原因。  
17.我们的战略情报影响中心和心理战部队伪造了中央电视台晚上七点的新闻联播,试图让北京的市民相信他们已经战败,然而结果适得其反,他们作战的信心更加强了!!开始我们以为是我们的画面或者是播音员出了破绽,后来一个从大陆来美国的华裔告诉我,新闻联播也会有人看?那才叫见鬼!另一个华裔说:新闻联播的东西也能信?那才叫见鬼!  
18.北京满街都是的残疾助力摩托车民兵(姑且让我如此称呼他们)和电动自行车民兵师在中国人的防御和反攻战斗中起到了重要作用!这些人机动性极高,作战技巧十分熟练,能在任何路面,任何时机出现对我方人员造成杀伤!大批我军官兵被突然从角落里冲出又突然消失的车辆撞伤撞死撞傻撞飞撞得失去战斗力生活不能自理。你实在很难想象这些训练有素作战技巧丰富的人只是民兵,我更愿意相信他们是天生的战士。  
19.中央情报局的谍报人员以留学生身份在战前一星期就潜入北京海淀大运村,希望以那里作为临时据点将京A牌照的摩托化民兵师的兵力布置情况报告总部,谁知道使用天鸿房地产商,燕桥物业声称的XX 兆宽带进行网络通讯时,区区10张总共才5M大小的布防图照片发了4天还未发完!当战斗结束时,欢庆胜利的市民被告知:多亏了房产商和网络供应商的杰出贡献,城市才避免了更大的损失。  
情报人员告诉我们:假如不是北京慢如蜗牛的小区宽带网速,我们应该能在tian-an-door 过中秋节了。  
20.我们的战前评估认为中国的富裕人群比较怕死,可能不会参与反抗行动,后来发现我们大错特错。中国的富裕人群,尤其是宝马车主太厉害了,4天时间我们有4112人被宝马车撞死,而全北京的宝马车总计才1037辆,平均一人一天撞死一个!!!我们已通过外交部正式向德国宝马公司和他们的中国合资伙伴索赔。  
21.战役中我们的部队准备占领和平里居民小区时,被那里的物业公司误认为是刁民业主雇来的新物业公司,遂大打出手。我军的士兵完全低估了这些中国保安的可怕战斗力,在那种全无章法杀伤力极强的东方式格斗下全军覆没。  
第四师部队在进入王府井商业广场时也遇到同样问题。上至总经理、副总经理,下至保安,清洁工似乎都是当兵出身的,一句不合就动手打人,且格斗技巧很强!这种全民皆兵的战略让我们的士兵避之为恐不及。我们将明确地把中国城建的物业公司列为必须加以制裁的对象,严禁他们进行劳务输出,不然日后伊朗或者朝鲜的保安也会对美国军队产生严重的威胁。
22.我们的医疗后勤人员始终未能进入四环,因为当地有无数卖花的小姑娘会缠住离进行战地医疗的女兵最近的男兵让他买花,以至于部队前进寸步难行,并且延误了许多伤员  
23.我军先遣渗透部队刚刚进入北京,意图占领玉泉山制高点,结果由于迷彩化装失误,被巡园保安当作进城卖菜农民乱棍打出,伤亡惨重。  
24.巷战时,中国人从来不躲在屋子里,他们宁可以垃圾堆自行车为掩体和我们对射。开始我们以为他们缺乏基本军事素质,后来才发现躲在屋子里更危险,曾经有一发手枪子弹打穿半米厚的承重墙后又打死我们一名士兵!在战场上还出现了被一颗手榴弹炸塌17层居民楼的惨剧,部署在里面的整整一个连的士兵无一生还。现在中国的居民楼被我们称之为坟墓。
25.最惨烈的一仗莫过于在中国国家信访局门口的那场恶战。第八师一团奉命去里面清查档案,以找出中国官员的犯罪证据,来动摇人心,没想到当他们接近目标大门时,事先已化妆的他们被当成了前来维持治安的武警,立刻与前来上访的人群发生冲突。得到消息的上访人群源源不断地从北京南站等地赶来。事态不断扩大……  
26.中央情报局曾经在战前10天派100名高级谍报人员潜入大街小巷收集情报,结果无一生还。后据北京某街道办声称,有近50人在和本地侃爷们套情报的时候被他们滔滔不绝的时政分析所诱,走向了光明,近30人在和本地妇女套情报时受不了他们的嗓门精神失常丧失战斗力,其余20多人则是下落不明,据说是在天上人间调查时被高薪招安作了保镖。  
现在,各位议员们,我提议让我们为在这次战斗中阵亡的4691名,也就是八师一团的全部 战士默哀三分钟。


丫的我就不行美国佬看到后还敢再来!!!!

2008-11-28

The myth of the "Earthquake Line" in China

There is an article widely cross-posted around the internet about a 'mysterious earthquake line' running from the estuary of Tumen River to the SW of Yunnan bordering Myanmar. Alleged this line connects The 1975 Haicheng quake, 1976 Tangshan quake, 1966 Xintai quake, 1695 Linfen Quake and even this year's Yinxiu quake on May 12th. (Further claim by "readers" even includes those 1000 years: 1037 Kaifeng, 1303 Zhaocheng, 1555 Weizhou, 1654 Xian and others)

Here is the "earthquake line"

Pretty inpressive, it seems. I happen to have scanned a "full" (recorded) earthquake map for China back in May. and also an "earthquake belt map" in the same post. Amazed by this map, I dig it out and draw a line and this is what I get.


The red dots are quakes since 1900 (size represents strength) and green dots are major quakes recorded in history. I am not sure if I would call this a correlation line. Yes, a line passing half a dozen major quakes, ok, but there are many dozens of such quakes and I can draw a hundred of these lines from this map. 
  • Note some quakes, e.g. Haicheng is more than 100km away from "the line", the first map seems to have been distorted and the dot blurred
  • The line does not pass Henan at all, so I do not know how the 1037 quake was claimed to be on the line, even the 1654 Xian quakes are more than 200 km from "the line". The original poster appears to be a bit more rigorous than those "readers"
  • (A technical note: we are drawing line on a 'flatten' map while the earth is actually a sphere, so there are many ways to draw it. The geodesic (great circle line) is probably the most natural way to draw so the 'line' is only an approximation (though a reasonably good one).
Earthquakes do form patterns, as they are correlated with plate techtonics and fault lines, as indicated in, e.g., this chart, or this. If there really is a line, it would be the one running NS from Yinchuan to Kunming, which is, in fact 2 fault lines approxinately lined up by coincidence.

This charts show how one can create false correlation by selectively removing the data points. This is exactly what those earthquake predictors have done, selecting the a few data points from the hundreds such that they fit the "proposed" formula.

2008-11-26

A new country in the making



Greenland Takes a Step Towards Autonomy
  • the largest island in the world (Quiz: which are #2 and #3?)
  • the lowest population density in the world, at 0.027/sq km
  • a stray hydrogen by its coast somewhere (!?#)
  • One of the beneficairies of Global warming (others include Russia, Canada, Scandinavia, Iceland, etc)
  • The 13th country in size in the world, just after DR Congo which adds three 0's in terms of population (will displace Mexico into the 4th largest country in North America -- wouls it join NAFTA?)
  • If the Greenland ice sheet were to completely melt away, sea level would rise by more than 7 m (23 ft)[11] and Greenland would most likely become an archipelago
  • Contains the world's largest national park! 972,000 sq km!!! which is just smaller than the country of Eqypt (30th largest in the world), and largest than Nigeria or Pakistan which both host more than 100M people
  • About 81 percent of Greenland's surface is covered by the Greenland ice sheet. The weight of the ice has depressed the central land area into a basin shape, whose base lies more than 300 metres (984 ft) below the surrounding ocean. Elevations rise suddenly and steeply near the coast -- which will be lower than the surface of the Dead Sea (currently the lowest point on land, but I am being tricky here, as it will most likely become a lake and the lake surface will be higher than than)