Light viewing: Naixiaode Guniang

The Japanese entertainment industry is perhaps the best in this world.

This very cute song is an example (with a very 囧 (jiong) title) :
奶小的姑娘（ないしゃおだくーにゃん） (the Japanese is the direct phonetic translation of Mandarin Chinese of these characters, not Hiragana)


Other version also available in Youtube (Maid/nurse version)

Inside China there are more versions available: e.g. Youku and Tudou have bigger collections. e.g., Break Dance, Chinese dress, etc

It has many Japanese pop elements all integrated, 萌（猫耳）， 蘿莉/Lolicon, Anime, Electronic Game (Idol Master / 偶像大師 where these videos are from)... and its lyric comes in 3 languages: Japanese, Chinese and English.

Those who understand Chinese would notice that most Chinese words here are pronounced in Chinese, and Katagana are actually English words. Full Chinese Translation is here. I will jutry to translate some lines below (CAPITAL LETTERS mean straight from how it is pronounced in the song, numbers denote tone in Pinyin):

Japanese trnaslation(!) -yes, normal Japanese would not fully understand this song as there are so many English and Chinese words in it.

ないしゃお だ くーにゃん　日本語（？）訳

部屋の隅まで　がらくたごちゃごちゃ（纭纭）

デジタルでじたる（数字）　アナログあなろぐ（模拟） （DIGITAL Shu4Zi4，， ANALOGUE M02Ni4）

モニター（Monitor)にかじりついて　キミは黙々と MONITOR is where I cannot leave, while you are Mo4Mo4 (silent)

2Dの世界で 2D Love（二维爱）

夢の中でも　たえずハァハァ(不乏邪念）

ネット（NET）で検索　カタログ（CATALOGUE）かたろぐ（目录）

妄想たくましい　キミはブツブツ（哝哝）

だけどやっぱりI LOVE YOU（我爱你）

ぱんぱん（砰砰）　ハート（HEART）が　ドキドキしちゃうよ（心跳）

ないない（奶奶）　ナイむね　ふくらむ　ぱんぱん（膨膨）

★ひんにゅーおにゃのこ　ちっちゃくたっていいもん　

内緒だからね　あたしの胸のうち　

それでも"お気に"は　ネコ耳メイド？　

チャイナドレスも　いいでしょ！（ね！）　

ひんにゅーおにゃのこ　とっておきのモーション　

内緒にするにゃん　ステキな恋のはじまりね　

このまま近づけば　時間も止まる　

二人の歴史は　四千年　にゃんにゃん！

★ repeat